Oct 1, 2013

Episode 63: More Like Mega Fierce!



For Episode 62, we take you on a mega rad journey full of mega motorcycles, mega hair moose and mega man bumps, it's 1982's mega weird action comedy, MEGAFORCE starring Barry Bostwick, bleach and jock straps! My mega special guests include filmmakers, friends and TEC vets, JASON RYAN and COLIN THIEL as well as brand new guest, film buff and fashion expert, LETIZIA ACOSTA! Expect mega dick jokes, mega beer drinking, mega meta moments and mega bad rapping!

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Oct 1, 2013

Episode 62: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Top That!



It's the September edition of TEC: LIVES!! and this time we're kicking up THE JAMS. It's a straight up slumber party pajama jam at The White Rabbit while we celebrate 80's teen angst, Travis' birthday and the 1989 kind-of-musical teen comedy, TEEN WITCH about a total nerd who finds out she has magical witching powers and uses them to make her totally 80's high school wishes come true! Also, rapping happens. Along for this radical magical pajamical journey is our special guest, MISS ANITA GOODMANN! Expect an extreme lack of pajamas, high school confessions, girl talk and the phrase 'hot f**k action'. TOP THAT.   

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Oct 1, 2013

Episode 61: Besides, I’m Beta And You’re VHS



WE'RE BACK in the safety of our cramped apartment where the beer is sort of free and the cheese puffs are super stale! Thanks to Producer Mark's tinkering capabilities, his sound board is officially off the fritz and we've got our first non-live episode since last summer! To welcome us home is 1989's only-on-VHS seriously weird slasher, DEATH SPA, about a killer disabled ghost wife who with the help of her male twin she possesses off and on, is wreaking havoc at her widowed husband's sexy 80's gym! Also, computers are involved. Back on the couch, we have brand new very special guest all the way from Austin, director of the new VHS documentary REWIND THIS, Josh Johnson! Expect confusing kills, confessions from the cutting room floor, my vain attempts to remain sober and a Producer Mark secret reveal (kind of)!

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Sep 10, 2013

Episode 60: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Keep Those Sh**s To Yourself!



It's Episode 60 and to close out the summer, we're taking you on once last camping trip of epic proportions with 1995's giant killer skeeter feature, MOSQUITO starring Gunnar Hansen (the original Leatherface) and a bunch of terrible mosquito puppets! Some alien thing has crash landed in somewheresville and unbeknownst to the people in the local park, a swarm of mosquitoes have sucked the dead alien's radioactive blood and become really large mosquitoes! Who will be able to survive getting their eyeballs and butts stabbed? Answer: NO ONE. With us on this major buzzkill of a time is the ever infectious comedian, DANIELLE RADFORD! Expect skeeter science, the re-naming of boobs, fly girl dance moves, humidity and one of the greatest bad rap/bad R&B breakdowns we've EVER recorded!

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Sep 10, 2013

Episode 59: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: I Prefer The Word Crotch



Summer is here and it's time to party...COMPUTER BEACH PARTY that is (whatever the hell that means)! It's Episode 59 and we've got a hot, rockin', summer sex comedy for the technologically minded! It's the aforementioned,  1987's COMPUTER BEACH PARTY about a bunch of buff 'nerds' that are trying to stop some lifeguards from 'taking over their beach'. Also, they meet some ladies and give them water and sandwiches. Plus, skurfing! Partying right along with the TEC Crew is special guest, comedian and commercial actor DEVIN BADOO! Expect computer lingo, a gross amount of genital references, impressions of Matt Damon and a computer rap that is basically offensive!

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Jul 23, 2013

Episode 58: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Please Don’t Retire Meee!

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In the futuristic future, we bring you space Episode 58 with an epic space tale of sweat and sorrow courtesy of 1989 sci-fi/fantasy/sports saga film ARENA, about a human Earth man who goes from short order cooking to fighting for the champion space title of the space arena in space year 4038! It will be a legendary battle of man vs. monster, eyes vs. brain, booze vs. booze and more! Joining us on the journey of space self-discovery is special guest comedian, RYAN CASEY. Expect deadly robot impressions, voice-over trivia, monster jock strap raps and our very own human future, revealed!

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Jun 11, 2013

Episode 57: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: She Had An Injection In Her Labe, Doctor

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In honor of Mother's Day that happened this month, we here at TEC decided to give back, by showing all the ungrateful children what could be worse with 1988's horror/comedy FLESH EATING MOTHERS! A group of surburban housewives catch a mysterious VD which not only sucks, it bites! Join us with our Mayday special guest, non-mom/comedian MONICA NEVI as we explore the true meaning of motherhood, labial injections, the history of penicillin, who truly is the boss and some really sincere, solemn rap songs for moms.

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May 14, 2013

Episode 56: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Is There A Raffle In Here?

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In a not-so-far-off land and a somewhat magical place, there presides a band of merry miscreants whose only pleasures are the pursuit of bountiful ales, the consumption of tatered tots and the viewing of catastrophically crappy cinema!  They be the cursed TEC LIVES Crew and this eventide, thoust must  join Lady ELICIA of SANCHEZ, Sir KEVIN of CLARKE, Sir TRAVIS of VOGT, Duke PRODUCER MARK of ALLENDER and verily handsome special April guest, Lord PAUL of MERRILL as we partake in year nineteen eighty of nine shot-on-video non-masterpiece, LORDS OF MAGICK! Beware, young traveler, for there will be Witchery! Wizards raps! Bad English accents!  Also, we finally discover whether there truly be, a raffle in here.

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Apr 8, 2013

Episode 55: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Hand Over The Disk Or We’ll Tenderize Your Butt!

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Get ready to wipe the steam off your iPod screens, Enemaniacs, because this one's gonna be HOT!  It's Episode 55 of TEC recorded live at The White Rabbit in Fremont with this month's sexy Stamosy spy thriller, 1986's NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE starring John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, Robert Englund and George Lazenby. No, I'm serious. Did I mention that John Stamos is the son of a secret spy who must avenge his father's death after he is murdered by an evil transexual mastermind played by Gene Simmons?? Join the TEC Crew and this month's guest, comedian NICK SAHOYAH as we dissect this only-on-VHS enematic espionage, that's if we don't get lost in Stamos' steamy stare for too long...Expect real tongue talk, the untold story of Vanity's horse saddle, sad theme music, butt tenderizing and the broadcast debut of our #1 new Enemaniac, EMILY!

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Apr 7, 2013

Episode 54: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: You Gave Me A Fruit Burger?!!

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Love is in the air, along with the sweet aroma of a street hardened Scott Valentine, vegetarian meats and low self-esteem.  That's right, it's a very February TEC Episode 54, recorded live at The White Rabbit in Fremont, post a full-on screening of 1987's horror rom-com, MY DEMON LOVER! Poor Kaz (Scott Valentine) has been cursed as a "pisotski," meaning he can't get turned on, without turning into a demon! Luckily this is just up the alley of local door mat Denny, who is just looking for love in all the wrong trash cans. Will these two crazy kids find a way to make it work?  Find out, along with the TEC Crew and this month's special guest, comedian/cabaret performer/much beloved Seattle drag superstar, ANITA GOODMANN! Expect Scott Valentine Playgirl spread secrets, advice to the home challenged charmers in the world, scandalous details on the long term 'partnership' of TRAVIS and KEVIN and a hellish devil worshiping rap off that will possibly leave you questioning the existence of God!

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